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OUR RAVING (sic) REVIEWS
Holy shirt, these puns are bad. But the fabric is fabulous!
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Good Gourd! What were you people thinking?
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Buy it for the quality materials. Tolerate it for the puns.
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They asked me for a testimonial but all I can say is their products make me testy
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OMG. You won’t believe the terrible jokes they’ve got on this pun t-shirt website.
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Holy shirt, these puns are bad. But the fabric is fabulous! • Good Gourd! What were you people thinking? • Buy it for the quality materials. Tolerate it for the puns. • They asked me for a testimonial but all I can say is their products make me testy • OMG. You won’t believe the terrible jokes they’ve got on this pun t-shirt website. •
Why oh why?
One hundred years ago, our forefathers (well, five fathers and a half-dozen mothers, but who’s counting?) came to this country hoping to make the world a better place: by telling jokes so bad, they’re good. Generations later, where we go, eyes roll. Today, we’re pun-derful purveyors of the finest fabrics, cleverest clothes, and awkward alliterations ever assembled on one website.
This isn’t really our founding father. Instead, it’s a stock photo of what we think he would’ve used if he was creating a meme-able self-portrait. In other words, we share this image in loving meme-ory of his dad joke legacy.
Can’t Take It?
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