Attempted Murder, Murder of Crows, Punny Animal T-Shirt, Crow Mug Shot. Unisex Heavy Cotton Short Sleeve Tee
Attempted Murder – A Clever Play on Words Featuring a Murder of Crows
Our Attempted Murder t-shirt takes a funny twist on the classic phrase "a murder of crows." This time, the crows in question have been caught in the act and are featured in a booking photo, making for a hilariously clever design. If you enjoy puns and love a good wordplay, this shirt is perfect for adding some dark humor to your wardrobe.
Available in 5 colors and 8 sizes, this unisex t-shirt is made from 100% US-grown cotton, providing a soft and comfortable fit for all-day wear. Its classic fit makes it great for casual outings, hanging with friends, or just sharing a laugh.
Why You'll Love It:
- Clever Pun: A humorous design that reimagines a murder of crows with a twist—a mug shot!
- 100% US-Grown Cotton: Soft, eco-friendly, and durable for everyday comfort.
- Unisex Fit: Available in sizes from small to 5XL, making it great for everyone.
- Classic Fit: A timeless style that pairs well with jeans, shorts, or casual wear.
Whether you're gifting it to a fan of dark humor or wearing it yourself, the Attempted Murder t-shirt is a witty way to make a statement. Grab yours today and show off your love for puns and clever wordplay!
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Attempted Murder – A Clever Play on Words Featuring a Murder of Crows
Our Attempted Murder t-shirt takes a funny twist on the classic phrase "a murder of crows." This time, the crows in question have been caught in the act and are featured in a booking photo, making for a hilariously clever design. If you enjoy puns and love a good wordplay, this shirt is perfect for adding some dark humor to your wardrobe.
Available in 5 colors and 8 sizes, this unisex t-shirt is made from 100% US-grown cotton, providing a soft and comfortable fit for all-day wear. Its classic fit makes it great for casual outings, hanging with friends, or just sharing a laugh.
Why You'll Love It:
- Clever Pun: A humorous design that reimagines a murder of crows with a twist—a mug shot!
- 100% US-Grown Cotton: Soft, eco-friendly, and durable for everyday comfort.
- Unisex Fit: Available in sizes from small to 5XL, making it great for everyone.
- Classic Fit: A timeless style that pairs well with jeans, shorts, or casual wear.
Whether you're gifting it to a fan of dark humor or wearing it yourself, the Attempted Murder t-shirt is a witty way to make a statement. Grab yours today and show off your love for puns and clever wordplay!
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Attempted Murder – A Clever Play on Words Featuring a Murder of Crows
Our Attempted Murder t-shirt takes a funny twist on the classic phrase "a murder of crows." This time, the crows in question have been caught in the act and are featured in a booking photo, making for a hilariously clever design. If you enjoy puns and love a good wordplay, this shirt is perfect for adding some dark humor to your wardrobe.
Available in 5 colors and 8 sizes, this unisex t-shirt is made from 100% US-grown cotton, providing a soft and comfortable fit for all-day wear. Its classic fit makes it great for casual outings, hanging with friends, or just sharing a laugh.
Why You'll Love It:
- Clever Pun: A humorous design that reimagines a murder of crows with a twist—a mug shot!
- 100% US-Grown Cotton: Soft, eco-friendly, and durable for everyday comfort.
- Unisex Fit: Available in sizes from small to 5XL, making it great for everyone.
- Classic Fit: A timeless style that pairs well with jeans, shorts, or casual wear.
Whether you're gifting it to a fan of dark humor or wearing it yourself, the Attempted Murder t-shirt is a witty way to make a statement. Grab yours today and show off your love for puns and clever wordplay!
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
