Straws Are For Sucker, Eco-Friendly, Earth Day, Gift for Environmentalists, Casual Wear, Gift for Coffee Lovers, Unisex Heavy Cotton Short Sleeve Tee
Straws Are for Suckers – A Bold & Hilarious Coffee Tee
Love your iced coffee? Prefer it with a straw? Or maybe you’re just here for the pun? Either way, our Straws Are for Suckers t-shirt is a cheeky, slightly NSFW (but only if you take it too literally) way to make a statement. Featuring a refreshing iced coffee—straw included—this design playfully calls out those who refuse to ditch the straw.
Perfect for coffee lovers, eco-conscious straw warriors, and pun enthusiasts, this tee is a fun and lighthearted way to stir up conversation—whether you’re team straw or team straight-from-the-cup.
Available in 5 colors and 8 sizes (S-5XL), this unisex t-shirt is made from soft, US-grown cotton for all-day comfort. With a classic fit, it pairs effortlessly with jeans, joggers, or your favorite reusable cup.
Why You’ll Love It:
- Playfully Bold Design: A fun statement piece for coffee lovers and pun fans alike.
- Great Conversation Starter: Perfect for baristas, caffeine addicts, and anyone who enjoys a good laugh.
- Soft, US-Grown Cotton: Comfortable, breathable, and designed for everyday wear.
- Unisex Fit: Available in sizes from small to 5XL, so everyone can rock this punny tee.
- Classic Fit: A relaxed, timeless style that’s easy to pair with any casual outfit.
Whether you sip with a straw, go without, or just appreciate a clever joke, the Straws Are for Suckers t-shirt is the perfect blend of humor and style. Order yours today and wear it proudly—iced coffee in hand!
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Straws Are for Suckers – A Bold & Hilarious Coffee Tee
Love your iced coffee? Prefer it with a straw? Or maybe you’re just here for the pun? Either way, our Straws Are for Suckers t-shirt is a cheeky, slightly NSFW (but only if you take it too literally) way to make a statement. Featuring a refreshing iced coffee—straw included—this design playfully calls out those who refuse to ditch the straw.
Perfect for coffee lovers, eco-conscious straw warriors, and pun enthusiasts, this tee is a fun and lighthearted way to stir up conversation—whether you’re team straw or team straight-from-the-cup.
Available in 5 colors and 8 sizes (S-5XL), this unisex t-shirt is made from soft, US-grown cotton for all-day comfort. With a classic fit, it pairs effortlessly with jeans, joggers, or your favorite reusable cup.
Why You’ll Love It:
- Playfully Bold Design: A fun statement piece for coffee lovers and pun fans alike.
- Great Conversation Starter: Perfect for baristas, caffeine addicts, and anyone who enjoys a good laugh.
- Soft, US-Grown Cotton: Comfortable, breathable, and designed for everyday wear.
- Unisex Fit: Available in sizes from small to 5XL, so everyone can rock this punny tee.
- Classic Fit: A relaxed, timeless style that’s easy to pair with any casual outfit.
Whether you sip with a straw, go without, or just appreciate a clever joke, the Straws Are for Suckers t-shirt is the perfect blend of humor and style. Order yours today and wear it proudly—iced coffee in hand!
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Straws Are for Suckers – A Bold & Hilarious Coffee Tee
Love your iced coffee? Prefer it with a straw? Or maybe you’re just here for the pun? Either way, our Straws Are for Suckers t-shirt is a cheeky, slightly NSFW (but only if you take it too literally) way to make a statement. Featuring a refreshing iced coffee—straw included—this design playfully calls out those who refuse to ditch the straw.
Perfect for coffee lovers, eco-conscious straw warriors, and pun enthusiasts, this tee is a fun and lighthearted way to stir up conversation—whether you’re team straw or team straight-from-the-cup.
Available in 5 colors and 8 sizes (S-5XL), this unisex t-shirt is made from soft, US-grown cotton for all-day comfort. With a classic fit, it pairs effortlessly with jeans, joggers, or your favorite reusable cup.
Why You’ll Love It:
- Playfully Bold Design: A fun statement piece for coffee lovers and pun fans alike.
- Great Conversation Starter: Perfect for baristas, caffeine addicts, and anyone who enjoys a good laugh.
- Soft, US-Grown Cotton: Comfortable, breathable, and designed for everyday wear.
- Unisex Fit: Available in sizes from small to 5XL, so everyone can rock this punny tee.
- Classic Fit: A relaxed, timeless style that’s easy to pair with any casual outfit.
Whether you sip with a straw, go without, or just appreciate a clever joke, the Straws Are for Suckers t-shirt is the perfect blend of humor and style. Order yours today and wear it proudly—iced coffee in hand!
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
